Stale Fabric Swap

I like rules.  I always read the rules.  I'm a rule-follower by nature.  It bugs me when people don't follow the rules.

Why am I telling you this?  Because I'm about to break the rules. 

I'm so sorry Lucy & Krista! Feel free to delete my linky if you want to, I understand :)

See, if you read the rules too, you know we are supposed to offer FQs for swapping, but the fabric I want to get rid of to swap is 1 yard.  It is a Robert Kaufman print called Home Improvement, and I bought it with a specific person in mind, who hated it, and I'd really like to get it gone. Here it is:

The fabric says things like 'what a stud' 'sweat equity' & 'work horse'.  The background is a darker blue than the photo shows, I had trouble getting a good picture.

Wait a minute, 1 yard is 4 FQs, right?  So really, I've got 4 identical FQs to swap.  And I really don't have a problem swapping them to different places, but the FQs do.  they are clinging together for dear life.  And I always listen to my fabric, because no one likes sewing with ticked off fabric, right?  {you really wouldn't get enough intact signs in a FQ sized piece to make it worthwhile anyway}

I'm not necesarily looking for 4 FQs in return; I'm the one who is rule-challenged today, not all of you.  Let me know if you'd like this fabric, and what you'd like to swap for it.

And by the way, I'd trade my right arm for some henna garden in pumpkin.  So if you have pumpkin henna garden but what you'd really like is a third arm, let me know.  Or I could look around here for some fabric you might like, if you prefer that :)

{obviously, I'm joking about the arm.  mostly.}

{I'd even take scraps of pumpkin henna garden if you don't have a full FQ.  Oops, more rule-breaking.  Sorry Lucy & Krista!}